Monday, March 31, 2008

Japanese cheese

Get outa here, get outa here, get round or near, one, two, three and fear. Because all of the natives went to the lake of the good hope, they had a very wise and healthy cookout and l8r they ran out of prime time and inside the dime. We are all friends in this one world of cookability and that's why we should face the challenge of creating our own future or torture. It's required that you get tired, unless the baloon falls through the spoon.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Outa here

It's a nice spring day with lotsa flowers from the tower of God. Goonight rats, go to sleep and dream of the new excitement you'll have tomorrow exporing the underworld of the electronic feces. Let's create an intelligent design for way out dropouts with layout problems. Watch out, the outsiders from outer space are going to wipe you out and throw you out of the basement. The hounds of hell are waiting forya...

Monday, March 17, 2008

Defication Will

The red chocolate on the black olive. The yellow pint on the green relics. The blue moon around the white snake. The grey pants in front of the silver spoon. The whole meeting of things of their own in the sense of the goodbye spirit for the hell of it. Eating is good forya but how can you fulfill your expectations if you don't satisfy your defications? A declaration of a defication is like an affiliation to the assassination. Let the music start!

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Aloha

Who, who, who, what, what, who, what, why, who, why, who?? Kryon's crew, crawling cruel Kryonic crap creeping like crunchy peanut butter looking for crooks. Cracking up and upper crack aalong the rug.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Sam Moik

Der Sam-Der Sam-Der Moik-Moik-Moik...Moik-Moik-Moik. Sam was a moik, a real nice ugly moik without a trace. He took a shitty trip to the North Pole and there he hoped to find his fellow citizens, but instead of that he found only sheep. They greeted him with "moik-moik-moik", because they recognized him as one of their kind. He stayed there, played computer games, found the queen, molested her, and then he returned home for Hannuka. He sang the entire time "Moik-Moik-Moik" and pretended he was Santa Claus, but people didn't believe him, because he looked like sheep. That's why we should be careful of weirdos like him, especially when they cannot speak english.

Monday, March 3, 2008

Dream of Death

Get off my face you stupid jerks! Get off the face of earth before father Kryon molests your sister, your grandmother and your son in law! Go punch your face against the wall and jump into the ultimate shit-pool for an early afternoon bath. You ridiculous jerks, you dare to open your nasty mouths against the Master of the Universe...You liars, you'll be thrown to the eternal Hell and burn for ever and ever. The time of Kryon will come when you'll be crawling on your crippled legs and begging in vain for forgiveness. The wurms will eat you up and then burb in joy...Amen!