Pastrami for President

One day the Master was relaxing on the beach when he had a vision: He saw a saw coming at him and trying to cut him in pieces and throw him to the beasts of Hell who were happily swimming in blood. It was a sunny day but it turned rainy after he decided to get up and run naked through the crowd of tourists who were enjoying their afternoon crap. Suddenly he felt hungry and went to the corner bar for corned beef, which he ate and then he barfed through his nose. Amen...