King Pong

Ping Kong was chasing King Pong from Bang Konk to Sayonara Song. Suddenly Prince Bong appeared as a dong and turned the Kong into a Grizz Long. The human apple climbed trees and had a really good time playing with the Schlong. Chang Ping Hong became the Presidong of the animals' prolongue and touched the ceilong of his soulong.

Free fries for fools

It has been a long, long, long, long, long, long, time since we talked, thus I wanted to express to you how much I appreciate your approach to the roach. It has been a long, long, long, long process and I'd like to set aside the headset and settle down as a freedom frie.

Boo

Come on now , do the right thang, open the door and jump out of the big window, write a letter to the apes next door and ask them to feed the corpses in the basement. The day of the Lord is coming and everyone will be judged according to his video recorder, so be prepared to eat garlic and barf it through your nose and then eat it again like a good golden retriever. Follow the path to eternity, and turn around your tail and touch your toe nails with your heart and feel your hair exploding in the air of the era of the dead fur creating its own infinity just for a shorter long period within the time illusion...

Pastrami for President

One day the Master was relaxing on the beach when he had a vision: He saw a saw coming at him and trying to cut him in pieces and throw him to the beasts of Hell who were happily swimming in blood. It was a sunny day but it turned rainy after he decided to get up and run naked through the crowd of tourists who were enjoying their afternoon crap. Suddenly he felt hungry and went to the corner bar for corned beef, which he ate and then he barfed through his nose. Amen...

The Truth is Out There...

Click for the truth.

Heading for a space over my hood

Heading for the head of the hidden hood had me heat the hollow hell a hell of a lot up. When I reached the head of my highway career I realized that half of it was over my head and the other half in my mind within my head, which makes in the end the same as if I were having a car race up the hill approaching the freeway entrance. And huh: who the hell cares...?

Beg for an egg

Three birds were sitting on a foreign barn. One of them said to the other two: "Boil the eggs slowly!" The two birds turned the stove on and did what the first bird had told them to do because they were faithful and fluffy. Message: You can boil eggs even if you are chicken.

Watching the candles burn

Bark and you'll find yourself crying, cry and you'll find the flower of love inside you barking angrily at you. Take a trip to the outer city of the inner limits and watch the cannibals eating each other at a low price, while admiring the apes mating under the tree of the faithful forbidden fruit.

Thank you Master

I watched the river flowing down the drain, it went off the beaten trail of tears where the native Americans were worshipping their Totems and teaching us how to jump off cliffs and swim in blood while enjoying our bloody drinks.

KRYON channelling by Lee Carroll 11:11

Don't get sucked into the hype!

The Rabbi is crabby

Say goodbye to your old friends, say hell-o to your new enemies, say whatever you want to your young brother, go wash yourself and take a thorough shower because the Master is coming from outer space through the Gates of Babylon. When the apes of San Diego State Jungle will be fed, when Kill Kong will be resurrected, when the witches of your soul will shit bricks, then you better be prepared for Thanksgiving.