Funginas, diamonds and rats

What should we do to start doing what we didn't do in a life time? Who will carry out the decisions of global vicinities? Is it real that nearly all species are creations of a long term burp? Ok, here is the solution: ...I forgot it, I'm sorry. But actually, I didn't have any solution either, because I was busy thinking of an electronic vampgina. This creature is creeping around like an ice cream floating in space. Once you find yourself running to the edge of town, you'll understand what means to have a tough life and still train yourself for a better future without preservatives.

Japanese cheese

Get outa here, get outa here, get round or near, one, two, three and fear. Because all of the natives went to the lake of the good hope, they had a very wise and healthy cookout and l8r they ran out of prime time and inside the dime. We are all friends in this one world of cookability and that's why we should face the challenge of creating our own future or torture. It's required that you get tired, unless the baloon falls through the spoon.

Outa here

It's a nice spring day with lotsa flowers from the tower of God. Goonight rats, go to sleep and dream of the new excitement you'll have tomorrow exporing the underworld of the electronic feces. Let's create an intelligent design for way out dropouts with layout problems. Watch out, the outsiders from outer space are going to wipe you out and throw you out of the basement. The hounds of hell are waiting forya...

Defication Will

The red chocolate on the black olive. The yellow pint on the green relics. The blue moon around the white snake. The grey pants in front of the silver spoon. The whole meeting of things of their own in the sense of the goodbye spirit for the hell of it. Eating is good forya but how can you fulfill your expectations if you don't satisfy your defications? A declaration of a defication is like an affiliation to the assassination. Let the music start!

Aloha

Who, who, who, what, what, who, what, why, who, why, who?? Kryon's crew, crawling cruel Kryonic crap creeping like crunchy peanut butter looking for crooks. Cracking up and upper crack aalong the rug.

Sam Moik

Der Sam-Der Sam-Der Moik-Moik-Moik...Moik-Moik-Moik. Sam was a moik, a real nice ugly moik without a trace. He took a shitty trip to the North Pole and there he hoped to find his fellow citizens, but instead of that he found only sheep. They greeted him with "moik-moik-moik", because they recognized him as one of their kind. He stayed there, played computer games, found the queen, molested her, and then he returned home for Hannuka. He sang the entire time "Moik-Moik-Moik" and pretended he was Santa Claus, but people didn't believe him, because he looked like sheep. That's why we should be careful of weirdos like him, especially when they cannot speak english.

Dream of Death

Get off my face you stupid jerks! Get off the face of earth before father Kryon molests your sister, your grandmother and your son in law! Go punch your face against the wall and jump into the ultimate shit-pool for an early afternoon bath. You ridiculous jerks, you dare to open your nasty mouths against the Master of the Universe...You liars, you'll be thrown to the eternal Hell and burn for ever and ever. The time of Kryon will come when you'll be crawling on your crippled legs and begging in vain for forgiveness. The wurms will eat you up and then burb in joy...Amen!

King Pong

Ping Kong was chasing King Pong from Bang Konk to Sayonara Song. Suddenly Prince Bong appeared as a dong and turned the Kong into a Grizz Long. The human apple climbed trees and had a really good time playing with the Schlong. Chang Ping Hong became the Presidong of the animals' prolongue and touched the ceilong of his soulong.

Free fries for fools

It has been a long, long, long, long, long, long, time since we talked, thus I wanted to express to you how much I appreciate your approach to the roach. It has been a long, long, long, long process and I'd like to set aside the headset and settle down as a freedom frie.

Boo

Come on now , do the right thang, open the door and jump out of the big window, write a letter to the apes next door and ask them to feed the corpses in the basement. The day of the Lord is coming and everyone will be judged according to his video recorder, so be prepared to eat garlic and barf it through your nose and then eat it again like a good golden retriever. Follow the path to eternity, and turn around your tail and touch your toe nails with your heart and feel your hair exploding in the air of the era of the dead fur creating its own infinity just for a shorter long period within the time illusion...

Pastrami for President

One day the Master was relaxing on the beach when he had a vision: He saw a saw coming at him and trying to cut him in pieces and throw him to the beasts of Hell who were happily swimming in blood. It was a sunny day but it turned rainy after he decided to get up and run naked through the crowd of tourists who were enjoying their afternoon crap. Suddenly he felt hungry and went to the corner bar for corned beef, which he ate and then he barfed through his nose. Amen...

The Truth is Out There...

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Heading for a space over my hood

Heading for the head of the hidden hood had me heat the hollow hell a hell of a lot up. When I reached the head of my highway career I realized that half of it was over my head and the other half in my mind within my head, which makes in the end the same as if I were having a car race up the hill approaching the freeway entrance. And huh: who the hell cares...?

Beg for an egg

Three birds were sitting on a foreign barn. One of them said to the other two: "Boil the eggs slowly!" The two birds turned the stove on and did what the first bird had told them to do because they were faithful and fluffy. Message: You can boil eggs even if you are chicken.

Watching the candles burn

Bark and you'll find yourself crying, cry and you'll find the flower of love inside you barking angrily at you. Take a trip to the outer city of the inner limits and watch the cannibals eating each other at a low price, while admiring the apes mating under the tree of the faithful forbidden fruit.